This is a pie shop, not an herbal crack den.

ralkm:

fainauriel:

dirndlkleid:

Disney princess sorting!  YEEEEEAH.  

SNOW WHITE—innocent and idealistic. Snow White treats everyone kindly, no matter their appearance or disposition, judging by the ways in which she took to all of the very unique dwarfs and invited the Queen disguised as the old hag in, despite being warned against it.  Also possesses a connection with nature, able to communicate with small woodland creatures.  

CINDERELLA—sticks strongly to her beliefs no matter her circumstances and goes after what she wants.  Remains hard-working and positive even when her situation is bleak.  To quote the Walt Disney, “She believed in dreams all right, but she also believed in doing something about them.”

AURORA—obedient, kind, reliant on others.  Possesses a strong belief in the power of love and romance.  Also has that deep connection with nature, gets along well with adorable woodland creatures.

ARIEL—single-minded in her pursuits and passions, makes decisions quickly and impulsively.  Ariel is ruled by her emotions above all, and is unafraid to try new things or even completely new lifestyles. 

BELLE—despite her Gryffindor inclinations (protective of her family, brave), Belle’s love of books and knowledge puts her in Ravenclaw.  The surest way to her heart is bringing her to a library.  

JASMINE—headstrong, knows what she wants and is unafraid to go against the grain to get it.  Jasmine speaks her mind without fear of the consequences and wants adventure and unpredictability in her life.  She also finds the most fun in exhilaration, most especially the kind provided by magic carpet rides.  

POCAHONTAS—independent, strong-minded, passionate, unafraid of change.  Pocahontas longs for adventure and pursues that desire.  Also, jumps off cliffs with zero inhibitions about it.  

MULAN—though running off and saving China certainly appears to be the most Gryffindor course of action one can take, Mulan is ultimately defined by her cleverness.  She approaches her problems, big and small, rationally, and is able to stay calm and collected under pressure.  Above all: a girl whose got a brain, and always speaks her mind.

TIANA—believes in the importance of hard work above all, loves and is incredibly loyal to her family and close friends.  Focused on her ambition, but never thinks to accomplish her dreams any other way but the honest one.  

RAPUNZEL—excited by the simple things, kind, the opposite of self-centered.  Obviously hardworking, if the wide repertoire of skills she has developed is any indication.  The ultimate people person, wants what is best for everyone, enthusiastic and always engaged in what is going on around her.  Also kind of a doofus, prone to hitting herself in the face with a frying pan.

I agree for the most part. 

I agree…. but I think Mulan is a bit on the Slytherin side as well. She is cunning, you can’t deny that.

ummm I think Mulan and Tiana are definitely Slytherin. Tiana is really ambitious and she only kisses Naveen to get something she wants. Mulan is ridiculously resourceful and TRICKSY. haha. I also think Ariel would be a Ravenclaw, for sure. She’s extremely curious, hence the grotto full of scavengings. And Cinderella is such a Hufflepuff, just saying. I’d even argue for Pocahontas being Ravenclaw, because even though her actions are brave, saving John Smith and travelling to England, she’s really more driven by her curiosity, which is why she was ideal in the first place to befriend John Smith. That is all.

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